ATTENTION: ALL SEO COMPANIES
Hooray! You have found my site and navigated to this page. In doing so, it is evident that this site is working
to my expectations.
As such, please be warned that I do NOT appreciate numerous calls about
website optimisation each week and do not intend on taking up any of these offers by phone or email. All emails
regarding optimising this site will be deleted and set as SPAM. Phone calls will be "politely" informed of my lack
of interest in your services and your number will be blocked.
In regards to follow-up emails or calls because previous contact was not responded to, the answer
will not be as polite.
While it is appreciated that your industry is quite competitive and there are a number of companies offering
your "service", I will refuse any offerings from your company just as I refuse it from all the other companies.
In other (polite) words...
GO AWAY! I AM NOT INTERESTED!